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The DISH Network Channel for NFL Fans
For football lovers in US, the term NFL is like a chant. NFL stands as the abbreviation of National Football league, one of the supreme popular sports events in the country. People of all ages are just crazy about the NFL and when it comes to the NFL Season they simply refuse to move from the front of the TV set. IT is simply an addiction for the football lovers and especially for those who watch DISH Network. The Colorado based satellite TV service provider elongates its list of subscribers every year during the NFL Season, thanks to NFL Redzone, the DISH Network channel which is completely dedicated to the game.
NFL Redzone was scheduled to be launched in 2012 but huge popularity of the event has prompted DISH Network to change it’s plans. Thanks to the satellite TV service provider’s collaboration with Comcast, NFL Redzone is available to DISH Network subscribers since 2009. If you are a DISH Network subscriber, you can now catch all the live action from the football league every Sunday afternoon. NFL Redzone is simply among the most popular DISH Network sports channels and surely the most watched channel too. NFL Redzone is an extension of another very popular DISH Network channel NFL Network but the actions here are livelier as it offers HD quality output. The reason behind the unparallel popularity of NFL Redzone is not only the HD output and the live coverage. NFL Redzone offers a lot more including preview and review of matches, post match analysis, repeat telecast of exciting matches from current and previous sessions, schedules of matches for the next few days and regular news updates on things happening in the NFL world.
NFL Redzone is a part of DISH Network premium sports package that you have to add with your regular DISH Network programming package. If it seems to be a cost burden, you can subscribe the premium sports package only during the NFL season and deactivate it after the season is over. DISH Network offers all possible procedures that you can apply to catch the excitement of NFL. When you subscribe the premium package, you get to see a lot more exciting programs on sports offered by DISH Network channels, which is added bonus. To avail NFL Redzone you have to either subscribe the Classic Silver 200 or any other higher DISH Network HD programming package.
If you are sports geek and a football fan you simply can’t resist yourself from tuning in to NFL Redzone. Specially during the NFL Season, it becomes very difficult for football fans to get rid of the addiction. Cable operators too offer sports channels that show live matches from NFL every Sunday but the audio and video output doesn’t stand in comparison to HD quality output offered by DISH Network NFL Redzone. So if you are still continuing with cable, its high time you switch over to DISH Network and subscribe a package that brings you NFL Redzone. It’s September, NFL Season time; so hurry.
Watching the NFL versus the MLB
You got beer, snacks a plenty and fresh batteries in your clicker.
Besides this being many sports fans idea of hog heaven and even better than clicking back and forth between games with only one TV, it fun to watch the differences between these two pro sports. Watching the NFL on TV is a weekly ritual; baseball is on every night of the week, but watching the two combined is almost as rewarding as joining a Cowboy cheerleader snuggle fest.
And that exactly what I did recently (not the snuggle fest, but the two TV thing). Here what happened:
The football game started with a massive kick to the opposing team, and a line of 250 pound plus men with murder in their eyes started charging after the poor slob who caught the ball. After a few seconds he was crushed by his pursuers, becoming the bottom man in a very scary adult male pig pile. MLB players tend to be a little mellower and less physical, but all pro players in any sport need to be strong. Football players take steroids, baseball players get caught.
Meanwhile, the MLB game started off a little less exciting. My heart rate and pulse began to slow down as I watched the catcher and pitcher play catch as the batter just stood there spitting and adjusting his crotch. I got quickly bored and turned back to the NFL game.
In a matter of a three minute span two men had been injured, with one having his ankle relocated to his armpit. A touchdown was scored, the ball changed hands twice, and a whole lot of tackling, smashing, crunching and finger breaking happened.
Football is more of an immediate gratification, ADD friendly game to watch.
I glanced back at the MLB game for a couple of minutes. Two strikeouts and four fly outs came and went and we were already in the second inning, with little action to show for it. A baseball game is more of a wise old man kind of sport, where patience and number crunching are paramount. It reveres serenity.
Football reveres mayhem. Watching football gets me angry and all charged up. Watching baseball makes me sleepy. In fact, I usually like to watch the first two or three innings, fall asleep, and then wake up to catch the last few innings. Watching football players hit each other full force and light each other up is exciting, and dozing is out of the question. Watching one grown man with ball in glove chase another grown man to tag him in a pickle is kind of funny.
As 10,000 commercials played on the football TV, I had a few minutes to catch up on my MLB game. Finally, in the bottom of the third, a man hit the ball and dropped it in the right field gap for a single. All the baseball players, including the guy running up to first base, seemed quite pleasant. Why not be? They were playing in a nice park, on a nice warm and sunny day and no one had even broken a sweat yet. The batter reached first base and started chatting with the opposing team first baseman. They started smiling and having a great time with each other. My lip reading skills are not what they used to be but I think I saw one say to the other, “Hi Johnny! How the wife doing? It been a while since we saw her. We got to get together sometime soon.”
Growing restless, I turned back to the NFL game just in time to see one man standing over a writhing and groaning man on the turf. I think I saw his lips yelling, “Hey Bruno, while we were having breakfast together this morning, your wife told me to tackle you into next Tuesday, did I do a good job?”
In the very next play a running back was nailed in a bone splitting tackle. Indeed, his bone did split, and then protruded right out of his bloody skin causing a wave of nausea to spread over the crowd.
Fascinated but horrified, I quickly turned to the baseball game and witnessed a wild pitch hit the batter on the finger. The batter yelped and had to sit the rest of the game out, his pinky was smarting.
To replace the bone sticking out of his leg guy in the NFL game, a bulky player with flowing dreadlocks sticking out of his helmet started lumbering onto the field. He had a huge cast on his arm that looked like a big club. With the hand totally encased, forming a big bulbous weapon, he shook it as his opponents in defiance while possibly struggling to stick one particular finger up, and then reluctantly joined the huddle.
It was nearing the halftime and so many timeouts had been called that they seemed to have run out of commercials to play. So the cameras started scanning the crowd. It was a lot colder where this game was being held, and I could see people breath. I also saw a guy in shorts and no shirt who had painted his skin from head to toe in his NFL team colors. His head was shaved and also painted, and he was wearing a big pig nose on his face.
As I briefly scanned the crowd on the other TV, I saw lots of people in button down, short sleeve shirts, baseball caps and gloves on, waiting expectantly for that ever elusive foul ball.
The first half started to wind down in the NFL game, and I actively awaited gratuitous shots of hot cheerleaders. I was rewarded with lots of silly pompom waving and cleavage. I then happily turned back to the MLB game but only saw three heavy set women shoving sausage dogs and peanuts in their mouths.
At halftime I got a chance to go to the bathroom and grab another cold beer and more snacks. There is never a big break in baseball, and every time I go to the bathroom while watching baseball I always miss the big play, which of course happened this time too.
My MLB game continued to plod along when I got back, inducing the unique ball strike out hypnotic state that only baseball can cause. I was about to doze off when I was jarred out of my trance by the flashy touchdown dance I saw on my other TV. The guy who just scored was moonwalking across the uprights while flapping his arms like wings. He then proceeded to do a magnificent swan dive which turned into a double summersault with a twist and finally landed perfectly on the field.
I then quickly caught the replay of the big baseball play I had just missed. Someone hit a grand slam, rounded the bases and was greeted by a big, warm, bouncing in unison group hug.
After a while, both games ended and I had experienced a full range of emotions. Both games are great to watch and if you can get past the roller coaster ride of stimulation, watching football and baseball simultaneously is a blast. I decided to keep both plasma TV in front of the couch permanently
Finally, no football vs. baseball article could be complete without mentioning one of the masters of comedy and this subject, George Carlin. Here a quote from Carlin famous monologue that inspired this article:
In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy defensive line.
2013 NFL Power Rankings Week 2
Week 2 of the NFL Power Rankings are out and unless you missed last Thursday night’s NFL opener between the Denver Broncos and Baltimore Ravens or any of the Week 1 live stream or TV action, you know why Peyton Manning, I mean Denver, is the No. 1 ranked team heading into Week 2 of the schedule.
Manning and the Denver Broncos were as good as advertised last week in their opener as they thrashed the defending World Champion Ravens 49 27. Interestingly enough the No. 2 and No. 3 teams in this week’s Power Rankings will meet this weekend, so you know something’s gotta give!
This game is must see TV for NFL fans.
Both teams are among the top five favorites to win the Super Bowl and in a league that only plays 16 regular season games per season every game counts.
There is a bit of shuffling from the Week 1 standings, but my biggest move is the Philadelphia Eagles. They were impressive in their win over Washington on MNF and in my book the rankings are something that should literally go week to week, not a culmination of months or seasons past.